Interesting “facts” that I picked up on my travels
Taxidriver (who likes Goa): Jesus was half Jewish
Taxidriver: Oh and half Christian.
Guide in Jerusalem: It was the Romans who crucified Jesus. Please don’t blame us.
(Ok, no one’s blaming you mate!)
Guide in Nazareth: Protestants don’t like to enter the Basilica of the Annunciation.
Guide: All the drinking water in Israel comes from the Sea of Galilee.
Sydneysider: So the Sea of Galilee is also called the Dead Sea?
Guide – Stunned Mullet Impersonation
Guide: Jesus had to leave Nazareth as the people weren’t fashionable enough.
Sydneysider: I’m semi-christian
Me: new Protestant sect?
(hey, I really didn’t hear right!!!)